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AP45 exists to see how gullible the people in today's society are.
AnonymousPoll45: Hello. My name is John and i work for Anonymous Poll International. May i ask
you about your favorite band or artist?
Ka2Le1: no
AnonymousPoll45: Ok, may i ask why not?
Ka2Le1: no
AnonymousPoll45: Whats shoved up your butt?
Ka2Le1: a tampon
AnonymousPoll45: Wrong hole.
Ka2Le1: I noticed
AnonymousPoll45: Good, I am glad
to hear it.
Ka2Le1: What do you want?
AnonymousPoll45: Exactly what i said about a minute ago.
Ka2Le1: besides asking me about my "favorite band or artist"
Ka2Le1: Your not a very
good salesman
AnonymousPoll45:
Have you ever witnessed someone dying?
Ka2Le1: How'd you get my sn?
AnonymousPoll45: I am not selling anything.
Ka2Le1: yes
Ka2Le1: Will this make you happy? My favorite band
is Pink Duck
AnonymousPoll45:
API is associated with thousands of web pages. Working with them and paying them they give us peoples IP Addresses. Which
gives us the oppurtunity to put adware on your computer which monitors your internet activity.
Ka2Le1: hmmmm.....how about you don't and say you
did
AnonymousPoll45:
We already did.
AnonymousPoll45: Thats how i aquired your AIM s/n.
Ka2Le1: How about I call the police?
Ka2Le1: Well, I'm getting a new PC in about a week
AnonymousPoll45: Can't do anything
about it since we are not from your country. We are based in Australia, and there is no international laws agaisnt that.
AnonymousPoll45: That doesnt matter,
we still have your IP Address.
Ka2Le1: Yes, but it's harrassment
AnonymousPoll45: Like i said, there is no International Laws against it.
Ka2Le1: I'm also getting
a new internet provider
Ka2Le1: Would you do anything about it if I said I was under the age of 18?
AnonymousPoll45: I have not said anything sexual to you, so yet
again that has nothing to do with it.
Ka2Le1: Can you please take it off?
AnonymousPoll45: No, sorry. That is not in my job description.
Ka2Le1: Your getting paid to put viruses on people's
PC's?
Ka2Le1:
If you have a thingy on my PC then what am I doing?
AnonymousPoll45: Adware is not considered a virus under International Laws.
Ka2Le1: Plus, I don't have
AIM, in a form
AnonymousPoll45:
Like you use a different program to run aim?
Ka2Le1: I just have AOL...see, aim is aol instant messenger, I just have aol with
instant messenger, I don't pay extra
Ka2Le1: no I don't
AnonymousPoll45: AIM is free.
Ka2Le1: no it's not I used to have it, if your monitering my internet stuff, then what am I doing?
AnonymousPoll45: So you are telling
me, you paid to download and use AIM?
Ka2Le1: monitoring*
Ka2Le1: yes
Ka2Le1: don't change the subject
AnonymousPoll45: Haha, thats the biggest load of bull i've ever heard... Unless you subscribed to
mutated AIM or Dead Aim... Which is not the official AIM run by AOL.
Ka2Le1: no, I didn't subscribe, I didn't have aol when I
used aim
Ka2Le1:
I don't believe u
AnonymousPoll45: lol so yes it was free to use... Not the internet connection that you use to connect to the internet and to
ultimately use aim. AIM is known as FreeWare.
Ka2Le1: I don't believe u
AnonymousPoll45: Ok, my job is not to make you believe me.
Ka2Le1: WHat am I donig
now if you can see everything?
Ka2Le1: doing*
AnonymousPoll45: The only people allowed to actually view what you are doing is my superiors.
Ka2Le1: Yeah I bet, what about when my dad gets
on here? Are you going to harrass him 2?
Ka2Le1: harass*
AnonymousPoll45: Sure.
Ka2Le1: Are you seriously getting paid for this?
AnonymousPoll45: Yes.
Ka2Le1: Damn u
Ka2Le1: I hate you
Ka2Le1: Leave me alone
Ka2Le1: Go away
Ka2Le1: R U Gone?
AnonymousPoll45: Thank you for such a lovely compliment.
AnonymousPoll45: Apparently not.
Ka2Le1: What's the name of your thingy again?
AnonymousPoll45: Anonymous Poll
International and we are based in Sydney, Australia. Have fun trying to shut us down. :-)
Ka2Le1: Hey press Alt F4
AnonymousPoll45: When i feel like logging off, i will. But until
then, No thanks.
Ka2Le1: You can't start a sentence with an interjection
AnonymousPoll45: Thanks for telling me, I'll post it on a mental sticky note.
Ka2Le1: ugh
Ka2Le1: Are you sitting
there waiting for me to do something?
AnonymousPoll45: No. I was talking to others.
Ka2Le1: really? are they poed 2?
AnonymousPoll45: No most people take it in stride, I only talk to them for
about 5 minutes.
Ka2Le1: do you tell them you are hacking into their pc's?
AnonymousPoll45: Its not hacking. But yes if they ask how i recieved their
S/n.
Ka2Le1:
bye
AnonymousPoll45:
Bye and Satan Bless.
Ka2Le1: go to hell
Ka2Le1: bye
Ka2Le1 signed off at 3:53:54 PM.
AnonymousPoll45: Hello. My name is John and i work for Anonymous Poll International. May i ask
you a few questions about hygeine?
NevErActiNnoRmaL: yes
AnonymousPoll45: Ok thank you. You time is very appreciated. When using the restroom do you fold
or wad? (the toilet paper)
NevErActiNnoRmaL: wad
AnonymousPoll45: I suggest for now on that you fold, it saves paper. Which means you save trees and you save the poor animals
that lived in those trees.
AnonymousPoll45: Ok now for the next question... Do you really wash your hands everytime you use the bathroom... or when no
one is there you are like "why bother?" ?
NevErActiNnoRmaL: I don't always wash my hands
AnonymousPoll45: Good, atleast you do sometimes.
AnonymousPoll45: How many times
a week do you floss?
NevErActiNnoRmaL: not very many
NevErActiNnoRmaL: hardly ever
AnonymousPoll45: On an average day, how many times (just roughly estimate) do you use the bathroom?
NevErActiNnoRmaL: about 5
AnonymousPoll45: How many times a week do you shower or bathe?
NevErActiNnoRmaL: every day
AnonymousPoll45: Have you ever
tried wearing all your clothes when you bathe? It opens up the pores that are clinging to the fabric. Good for the skin.
NevErActiNnoRmaL: umm I doubt
it
AnonymousPoll45:
It works, it worked for Kel in the movie Good Burger.
NevErActiNnoRmaL: are you really a person that polls people or do you just go around and IM people
AnonymousPoll45: I really am
a person that Polls people... API is based in Sydney, Australia.
NevErActiNnoRmaL: ok, because you're telling me some weird stuff
AnonymousPoll45: Every new idea
sounds weird at first.
NevErActiNnoRmaL: yea but you do not seem like a poll person or whatever
AnonymousPoll45: Then what does this "ideal poll person" seem like?
NevErActiNnoRmaL: Well I've never
gotten an IM about a poll
NevErActiNnoRmaL: Maybe you're a person that sends out viruses
AnonymousPoll45: Its a new form of telemarketing.
AnonymousPoll45: We do send Adware using your IP Address that we
recieve from thousands of different Websites that we work with.
NevErActiNnoRmaL: oh, ok is your poll over
AnonymousPoll45: Do you want it to be?
NevErActiNnoRmaL: well if you don't have anymore questions, then
yea
AnonymousPoll45:
I do have some more questions
NevErActiNnoRmaL: well try to hurry up, i have to go to bed
AnonymousPoll45: Oh ok, I apologize. Do you wash behind your ears?
NevErActiNnoRmaL: yes, why are you asking hygeine questions, how
can that be useful?
NevErActiNnoRmaL signed off at 11:16:52 PM.
NevErActiNnoRmaL signed on at 11:17:42 PM.
AnonymousPoll45: It is a randomly asked scientific poll. Which will be distributed to the majore Hygenical companies. To improve
their products.
NevErActiNnoRmaL: ok, well I have to go
AnonymousPoll45: Ok, thank you for your time.
NevErActiNnoRmaL: you're welcome
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AnonymousPoll45: Hello man. My name is John and i work for Anonymous Poll International. And today
we are hired by Apologetix. We hear that you are one of their biggest fans! If you can answer five easy questions out of 8,
we will give you 3 backstage passes to their next concert. And not only that we will pay for your traveling and lodging expenses.
RadDude12458896: wth!
RadDude12458896: lol
AnonymousPoll45: Excuse me Sir?
RadDude12458896: Specifically,who
associated with Apologetix hired you?
AnonymousPoll45: J Jackson
RadDude12458896: h/o let me call him up to make sure this is legit
AnonymousPoll45: Ok, go for it man.
AnonymousPoll45: Anyone answer yet?
AnonymousPoll45: Hello? Did anyone say that on the other line when
you called?
RadDude12458896: no answer but ask me the questions
AnonymousPoll45: Ok, Who is the president of Antarctica?
RadDude12458896: antartica doesnt even have a president
AnonymousPoll45: Good job, thats
one down!
AnonymousPoll45: In 5 seconds tell me what the federal agency known as the DEA stand for.
AnonymousPoll45: *makes buzzing sound* No Responce in the alotted
time
RadDude12458896:
lol
AnonymousPoll45:
So far you have 1 out of 2, not too bad.
RadDude12458896: can I ask a question about this poll?
AnonymousPoll45: No i am the question asker!
RadDude12458896: ok ask away
AnonymousPoll45: Will do.
AnonymousPoll45: Who is representing
The Green Party?
AnonymousPoll45: 10 seconds
AnonymousPoll45: 5 seconds
AnonymousPoll45: *makes buzzing sound* Wrong again
AnonymousPoll45: I can not give you too much time because you can easily throw the question in ask.com
or google.
RadDude12458896: ohyeah im a real cheater
AnonymousPoll45: I have not accused of you cheating, i am just taking precautions.
RadDude12458896: can I have enough
time to think about it and actually type it in?
AnonymousPoll45: No, because i dont know you homie... like i should trust you?
RadDude12458896: homie
RadDude12458896: homie I know
who you are
AnonymousPoll45: Oh really bud?
RadDude12458896: beth?
RadDude12458896: lol
AnonymousPoll45: No i'm male.
RadDude12458896: beth could actually be male
RadDude12458896: ive never checked
RadDude12458896: lol
RadDude12458896: ok ask another question cause I gotta go potty
in a minute
AnonymousPoll45: What are the compositions of fecal matter?
RadDude12458896: all digested intake
AnonymousPoll45: Sounds good to me, so thats 2 out of 4
AnonymousPoll45: What is the largest
state (land wise) In the United States?
RadDude12458896: texas
AnonymousPoll45: nope, alaska
AnonymousPoll45: so thats 2 out of 5
RadDude12458896: texas is better though
AnonymousPoll45: You are not going to be able to win the prize...
Sorry. Now i should be on my way. Take care!
RadDude12458896: how did I get disqualified?
AnonymousPoll45: Because apparently you are too ignorant to know
the harder questions that are coming along.
RadDude12458896: no im not
RadDude12458896: lol
RadDude12458896: I could atleast try
AnonymousPoll45: Ok.
AnonymousPoll45: What is the only state in the US that does not
have a State Police?
RadDude12458896: alaska?
AnonymousPoll45: Sorry man, really close, but its Hawaii
RadDude12458896: so whats my score?
RadDude12458896: so far
AnonymousPoll45: 2 out of 6
AnonymousPoll45: Which means its not possible for you to recieve
the prize.. Nice meeting you... Take Care!
RadDude12458896: u2 homie
RadDude12458896: wait
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